I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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