Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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