The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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