their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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