The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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