I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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