herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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