oh god the rape fog is back!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Vodka?
Forever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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