just tell him i said nine months
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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