Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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