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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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