Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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