he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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