Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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