just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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