oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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