i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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