nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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