bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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