Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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