My brain says no but my pants say off.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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