I looked at my own cervix.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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