shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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