Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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