My nipple is on Facebook.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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