I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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