He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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