Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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