I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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