So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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