Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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