i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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