omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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