at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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