Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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