How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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