i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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