i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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