Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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