I bet he comes in French.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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