That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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