i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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