You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Its about making memories worth repressing
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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