Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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