pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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