I bet he comes in French.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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