your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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