Sacagawea was the original milf.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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