i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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