He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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