is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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