it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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