Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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