when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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