Define "chronic" masturbator.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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